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    making fun of yourself!/

    Post  Vinnie on Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:04 pm

    Hey all!

    Lets have some fun!

    Found a funny story, joke or picture that reminds you of your character or someone elses? Post it here and give us all a light hearted giggle!!

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    Post  Vinnie on Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:04 pm

    GM man:








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    Post  Vinnie on Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:52 pm

    Damn you Mom! *shakes fist at the smelly cleric bastard!*

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    Post  Titus Viathon Rune on Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:09 pm

    A halfling hoardstealer and a half-elf cleric are sitting together at a bar.
    HALFLING: Boy, I wuz lucky to save my skin from that last red dragon! Can't a man take just a little treasure from a dragon hoard? He left a scorch mark on me bum, too.
    HALF-ELF: Why do you constantly endanger your life stealing treasure from angry dragons? You've been doing it practically all your life, it's a wonder you're alive, especially considering you're a halfling.
    HALFLING: Ehh, bad hobbits are hard to break.

    Half-Elf: I notice you've been bathing an awful lot recently, why's that?
    Halfling: Well, it's to do with the soap you see... bathing is a Hobbit Foaming activity.


    An elf and human both stand in a room and a bag of golds drops on the floor. Who will bend over and pick it up first?
    Answer: The elf obviously, the human would rather watch.


    How many half-elves does it take to light a candle?
    Just 1, apparently half-elves ARE good for something.


    A Human Cleric, Half-Orc Barbarian, Elf Wizard, and Halfing Rogue walk into a bar. How they all managed to blow thier Spot checks is anyone's guess.


    How any Goblins do you need to paint a barn?
    Only one if you can throw him hard enough.
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    Post  Vinnie on Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:24 pm

    *giggles on floor*

    Rune! Some of those are terrrrrible!!!
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    Post  Titus Viathon Rune on Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:41 pm

    Wait until I start with the Paladin jokes... ;-D
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    Post  Vinnie on Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:38 pm

    O.O.....

    I TOTALLY VOTE YES TO THAT!!!
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    Post  Dungeon Master on Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:08 am

    Razz

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    Post  Dungeon Master on Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:17 am







    LAST BUT NOT LEAST :

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    Post  Titus Viathon Rune on Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:52 am

    One for the DM:

    Five things you DON'T want your players to say:

    1.Ranger wearing plate mail in a misty echoing crypt: "I try to move silently"

    2.Apprentice to mage: "By the way master, I finally shot that pesky owl that kept following you around."

    3.Party fighting a band of thieves in a 4x3x4m room, when the mage says, with serious tone: "Hell, I cast a fireball, THAT'll teach'em."

    4.Party laying on a hillside spying on the Imperial Army of Darkness commanded by Gul the Necromancer himself (+/- 10,000 troops): "Hmmm, if we attack from the rear, do we get bonuses on our attack roll??"

    5.Paladin as the lone survivor of a party of 7 facing an army of evil and undead creatures, which just slaughtered his fellow adventurers: "Huh, why should I run? I got protection from evil in a 15ft radius, THEY can't touch me" (last words).


    And now back to Runed jokes:

    What spell do you get if you set a German on fire?

    Burning Hans



    What's the difference between a botched "to hit" roll and a botched fly spell?

    One goes, "Whack! Damn!!!!" and the other goes, "Damn!! Whack!"


    What do you call a paladin that just got pwned by a white dragon?

    A popsicle. Because they're frozen stiff and they've got a stick up their ass.
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    Post  Rinald_Tor on Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:33 pm

    Here is a Paladin joke, from WoW though Razz

    So a warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a paladin walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,'

    The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the paladin, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the paladin.

    'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'

    With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the paladin spoke up once again.

    'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'

    The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the paladin.

    'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.'

    The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the paladin nudging his shoulder.

    'Oh I'm sorry,' the paladin said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'

    The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the paladin full in the face. The paladin collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.

    'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'

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    Post  Rinald_Tor on Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:36 pm

    A warrior comes home very drunk from the pub with a Duck under his arm, his wife answers the door "what's this?" The warrior replies "this is the dragon I've been fucking" The angry wife shouts "That is not a Dragon that is a duck" The warrior looks at her and says "I was talking to the duck!!!!!!!!!
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    Post  Rinald_Tor on Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:39 pm

    An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying drinks in a tavern when each notices a fly in their glass.
    The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side.
    The human removes the fly and keeps drinking.
    The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
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    Post  Rinald_Tor on Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:43 pm

    How you kill Hummiez guud?
    Tel dem princezz iz in dragun hole. Fetch dummie.



    How you kill stinky Elvesez?
    Tel dem perfume wagon on other side of pit trap! HA!



    How you kill Gnomezez guud?
    Walk 'round...squish squish!
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    Post  Vinnie on Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:41 pm

    hahahhaha love the fly and the duck ones!!!







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